Teapire 
(UPDATED)
Description- Much like a vampire but the teapire only needs to feed on tea.  However; they do not have super strength.  To become a teapire you must be born with the gene and become ill with an unknown illness then you will activate the gene.  Teapires can walk in the sun with out burning but they will not tan instead they will keep there very pale white skin even after spending seven days outside in Mexico.  
Powers
-Needs tea to survive
-Enhanced hearing
-Terrible immune system
-Attracts cats (All cats love teapires)
-Klutz (Will break their bones)
-Overachievers
If anyone one you know fits these characteristics they maybe a teapire but don’t worry they do not harm humans they will just steal your tea.

Teapire 

(UPDATED)

Description- Much like a vampire but the teapire only needs to feed on tea.  However; they do not have super strength.  To become a teapire you must be born with the gene and become ill with an unknown illness then you will activate the gene.  Teapires can walk in the sun with out burning but they will not tan instead they will keep there very pale white skin even after spending seven days outside in Mexico.  

Powers

-Needs tea to survive

-Enhanced hearing

-Terrible immune system

-Attracts cats (All cats love teapires)

-Klutz (Will break their bones)

-Overachievers

If anyone one you know fits these characteristics they maybe a teapire but don’t worry they do not harm humans they will just steal your tea.

Teapire 

(UPDATED)

Description- Much like a vampire but the teapire only needs to feed on tea.  However; they do not have super strength.  To become a teapire you must be born with the gene and become ill with an unknown illness then you will activate the gene.  Teapires can walk in the sun with out burning but they will not tan instead they will keep there very pale white skin even after spending seven days outside in Mexico.  

Powers

-Needs tea to survive

-Enhanced hearing

-Terrible immune system

-Attracts cats (All cats love teapires)

-Klutz (Will break their bones)

-Overachievers

If anyone one you know fits these characteristics they maybe a teapire but don’t worry they do not harm humans they will just steal your tea.


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